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  • Wow! Now that's what I call double entry bookkeeping

  • Is that my Tax Return in your pocket for me to sign, or are you just pleased to see me?

  • Have I ever told you how much I appreciate you doing my tax return?

  • I'm so grateful you're the expert on VAT

  • Well hello there

  • At least two friends are going to name their children and/or goldfish after you!

  • Not only are you gorgeous but you're great at minimising corporation tax

  • Thank you SO MUCH, it was such a relief to know you were dealing with it

  • How do you look so calm and composed even in the most taxing of situations?

  • I really do think you're undercharging me

  • Nice face

  • There's no accounting for the way I feel about you!

  • How come you are an expert in just about everything?

  • The only reason I wait until January to fill out my return is because I love your winter clothes.

  • Why didn't you tell me you could help plan my estate? When can we start?

  • You made the whole process effortless - I can't wait to tell my friends

  • I used to think accountants were boring....how wrong was I?

  • Your bookkeeping skills are second to none.

  • The place where you work is awesome.

  • Your hair looks great today.

  • My books have never been more organised thanks to you.

  • You are incredibly talented.

  • I wouldn't trust anyone else with my accounts.

  • When is the soonest I can pay my fees? I’m desperate to say thank you!

  • Has anyone told you that you make beautiful figures?

  • You look amazingly relaxed, I thought January was a busy time of year.

  • What could I possibly buy for you as a small token of thanks for all your hard work.

  • When HMRC see your tax returns, they applaud...then cry.

  • Ooh, you don’t look like an accountant

  • If I was to be an accountant – I would want to be like YOU!

  • You might be twice as expensive, but I use you because you are on my side

  • Your number is saved in my phone under Best Accountant on the Planet!

  • Your working papers are so well organized!

  • You sound amazingly busy - must be because you are so good!

  • I am not happy with our tax returns, I am over the bloody moon and right now I think I love you all just a little bit!

  • You have too much personality to be an accountant.

  • Thanks for getting it all done – I promise not to be so late next year!